I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Perhaps it's time change my luck
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop check here the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out over a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

My friends won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• I need to document this

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?